Tuesday, July 19, 2005
Less Bang for Your Buck
So I’m relaxing in my room the other night, watching a Seinfeld rerun, when Hannah walks slowly out of the bathroom carrying a fist full of hair and a pair of scissors.
Hannah: Hey Dad, where did this hair come from?
Me: Oh no. Hannah! Did you cut your hair? (Asked rhetorically)
Hannah: No. (Mustering all the cute persuasion that only an innocent four-year-old can)
Me: Really? Then why are your bangs missing?
Hannah: I don’t know. I think I lost them.
Let’s see… How would our legal system handle this?
Even if the bangs are cut,
You must not spank the butt?
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Just make sure you don't say something like, "why don't you just cut the rest off while you're at it?" Cuz that would be bad.
That's not a bad idea - a few minutes with some buzzers and this wouldn't be a problem for a long time...
That's hilarious! I have two kids of my own, my daughter is 4 and that sounds like something she would say! I have hidden all the scissors in our house because I really am fearful of the day when she tries that!
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