Tuesday, September 20, 2005

Ahoy Matey! A Fine Talk Like A Pirate Day To Ye!

Avast. Arrr. And let us not forget Aye Aye.

I have no idea what these words mean, but they are way fun to say. And today is the day to do so.

So shiver your timbers, pour yourself a mug of grog and go wild.

Here are some links that may help get you in the mood…

• The official Talk Like a Pirate web site.
• A pirate name generator. Mine is “Pants-Down Argus”
• A flashing monkey with a special message just for CrashText readers.
The Pirate Movie on Amazon.com, in case you want to really get in the mood. You can never go wrong with Kristy McNichol (I used to be in love with her. She was the only one who could sooth my broken heart after Valarie Bertinelli married Eddie VanHalen.)
• And finally, a fist full of pirate jokes.


Comments:
I want so very much to comment, but I can't think of a dang thing to say. I am without words.

I do think you should have included your favorite quote from "Cabin Boy," though. "Take that, ye icy bastard!" That would have been a great touch. Too bad you didn't think of it.
 
Aaarrr! Ye be right! I should have said that. Oh well. Do you want to buy a monkey?
 
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